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Virgin BS

Fri Aug 29, 2008, 10:56 PM
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You start at 100% and subtract a percent for each thing in bold until the end you find out how much percent you are still a virgin...interesting.

1. Smoked. :star:
2. Drank alcohol. :star:
3. Cried when someone died. :star:
4. Been drunk. :star:
5. Had sex.
6. Been to a concert. :star:
7. Gotten/given a handjob.
8. Gotten/given a blowjob.
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed.
10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 95 %

11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up. :star:
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose. :star:
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfrend before.
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
15. Been to prom. :star:
16. Cried at school. :star:
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store. :star:
18. Went streaking.
19. Given or received a lap dance.
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room. :star:

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 89%

21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over. :star:
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house.:star:
23. Kissed a stranger.
24. Hugged a stranger. :star:
25. Went scuba diving.
26. Driven a car. :star:
27. Gotten an x-ray. :star:
28. Hit by a car.
29. Had a party. :star:
30. Done serious drugs. :star:

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 82%

31. Played strip poker/darts/basketball.
32. Got paid to strip for someone.
33. Ran away from home.
34. Broken a bone.
35. Eaten sushi. :star:
36. Bought porn.
37. Watched porn. :star:
38. Made porn.
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex.
40. Been in love. :star:

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 79%

41. French kissed.
42. Laughed so hard you cried. :star:
43. Cried yourself to sleep. :star:
44. Laughed yourself to sleep.
45. Stabbed yourself.
46. Shot a gun. :star:
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours. :star:
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
50. Watched an animal die.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 74%

51. Watched a person die.
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present.
53. Pranked somebody.:star:
54. Put somebody in the hospital.
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out. :star:
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex.
57. Dressed punk.
58. Dressed goth.
59. Dressed preppy.
60. Been to a motocross race.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 72%

61. Avoided somebody. :star:
62. Been stalked. :star:
63. Stalked someone.
64. Met a celebrity. :star:
65. Played an instrument.:star: (if the harmonica counts)
66. Ridden a horse.
67. Cut yourself.
68. Bungee jumped.
69. Ding dong ditched somebody.
70. Been to a wild party.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 68%

71. Got caught stealing something.
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
74. Gone out with your friend's crush.
75. Got arrested.
76. Been pregnant.
77. Babysat. :star:
78. Been to another country.
79. Started your house on fire. (because no one lets me touch matches)
80. Had an encounter with a ghost.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 63%

81. Donated your hair to cancer patients.
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by. :star:
83. Cried over a family member of the opposite sex. :star:
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for 3 months or more.
85. Sat on your butt all day. :star:
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
87. Had a job. :star:
88. Gotten cut from a sports team.
89. Been called a whore. :star:
90. Danced like a whore.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 58%

91. Been mistaken for a celebrity. :star: (beans off of even Stephens, if anyone knows what that is)
92. Been in a car accident.
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes. :star:
94. Been told you have beautiful hair. :star:
95. Raped somebody.
96. Danced in the rain. :star:
97. Been rejected. :star:
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face. :star:
100. Been raped. (not yet >,> i told dubin to stop looking at me with his peircing eyes)

Total Virgin = 52%

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Dude...Rose face palmed you...do not put up with that shit!! :XD:

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"I tire of this game. Come now…we have work to do, Wesker gave you instructions to kill the others…leave this miserable creature, leave it to die..." Lazarus/Aries Delmar
Come on...puddin'??????????? Seriously? :XD:

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"In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti. Amen" ~ Jonathan Wesker
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"You do anything that displeases me, I will have you hung up for the dogs to eat upon." ~ Aries Delmar
lmao, you love it. im just kiddin with u
Lol your actually online?! -Looks around to see if he sees any purple hippos flying about.- It HAS to be the end of the world! :XD: LOL, I know your just kidding man, but it was funny as hell. Not to mention you carrying on while playing RE has got to be the funniest damn thing I have seen or heard in a long while. :rofl:

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